Reasons Traditional Health Clubs Suck #438
Maybe this has happened to you.
Perhaps it has happened to one your loved ones.
Either way, to a fault, its gravity’s dilemma, and health club owners, staffers and lucky witnesses should be holding this unconquerable force accountable.
But in a P.C. world you can’t be a material girl and have your cake and eat your shoes too!
Well fuck you I’m eating shoes today Starla!
And I’m going to begin with the ones I use to deadlift #almightydrop #wasthatadisc #icrushoncreatine. When I am finished digesting them and passing said #funkychunky I will create you the greatest caloric blended gut wrenching protein shake of your life Globo-Gym! #howdoesmyinnerliningtaste
Accompanying footage can be seen below, thank you and good night:
New Marshfield Personal Trainer at Fitness Studio, Health Club
Alright. So sometimes my casual approach to instruction at the studio is met with a myriad of criticism. Often leaving me vulnerable, shaken and holding onto my TRX straps for comfort and solace.
Well. I’ve had it.
I’m an emotional being cemented in feelings.
I’ve hired a new trainer.
He’s a celebrity too!
Please welcome Robert Belley Fitness in Marshfield’s newest addition to the team.
He’s got the fury of Tara.
The tenacity of Patti.
The fitness kung–fu of me (Rob).
Here was his video upload from the interview process required of all potential Belley Fitness instructors.
Let’s all welcome Vinnie to the team.
And pre-warn the town of Marshfield that Robert Belley Fitness insurance policy has been accordingly increased 😉
Live the Dream Marshfield,
Rob
Vote for Robert Belley Fitness!!
Second, would you do us a huge, HUGE favor and VOTE FOR US over at South Shore Living magazine’s website, http://www.ssliving.com/ in the 2008 Best of the South Shore (B.O.S.S.)!!
Just the ONE line where we would be nominated Simply log onto http://www.ssliving.com/ by clicking there or HERE, then look to the left hand side of the screen and you’ll see an image for the 2008 BOSS Awards. Click on it and you’ll be redirected to the survey ballot.
On page 5 of the survey, titled “FITNESS”, go to question 66 “Fitness Center/Gym”.
In the blank space provided type in, or copy and paste from here: Robert Belley Fitness.
It would be so appreciated and we would certainly be grateful for YOUR VOTE : )
Also, if you could forward this to friends and family whom could also do us the favor that would be fantastic. This is a truthful voting process. Only one vote per computer can be made and that’s the way we like it.
EVERY SINGLE VOTE COUNTS.
So here it is again.
Step 1: Go over to http://www.ssliving.com/
Step 2: Click on the image on the left hand side of the page titled “2008 South Shore Living BOSS Awards“
Step 3: Click “Next” till you get to page 5 “FITNESS”
Step 4: Go down to question #66, “Health Club/Gym”
Step 5: Type “Robert Belley Fitness” in the space to the right of question 66
Step 6: Click “DONE” when you have finished entering our company name.
Thank you again so much for helping us out, after all our business continues to grow by way of referrals from our clients, friends and family. Thank you for recommending us.
Sincerely,
Rob Belley